i bricked every event and busted out of the main event in the first level

my table is super ez with the exception of demidov to my right but hes played with me before and knows better to open light, ever.

so i star raising a buntch of pots then this hand happens:

villain is a huge fish with a bigass cigar in his mouth but dunno what kinda fish yet: guy opens 300 guy calls i call 78dd guy calls in blinds. flop 469 rainbow 1diamond either blind or original raiser leads 600 into like 1250 or whatever and i call. turn is 7s bringing a bd fd he leads 1100 and i go to 3600 and he calls. river Qo and i bet like 6450 or something and he calls and im like bleh but then he has 57hh? LOL wtf first hand vs him

so then my next open he repops to 1050 i call J7dd brick A high flop
then my next open he repops 1050 i call more suited junk and brick Ahigh flop

then this gay hand happens: he raises 350 utg i call on the button with 8Tcc blinds fold. flop T84 with 1 club, he checks i bet 600 he calls. Turn 6c he leads 1400 i go to 4k he calls. River 7 he checks at this point (cuz of some other minor hands) i 100% expect him to call with TJ so i bet hard and he snaps with Q9hh

so then i fake tilted really well even had demidov convinced, just kept SNAPCALLING 3 bets vs donkeys with rly good flopping hands. after bricking 3 flush draws in a row, having played all passively.

oh and one time some nit opens i call out of the SB (i look like im playing every hand) with 77 and the BB calls. Flop K 4h 7h and he bets 1k into 1200 and i repop to 3350 and he flips up a king of hearts, snap pitches, and says it's too early in the tournament i have too many chips i dont care if ur bluffing me. god wtf

so now the guy who had the 57hh and the Q9hh hands is repopping 100% of my opens in position every time. I go 300 with AA he goes 1050, sb nit who pitched Kh flats, and then tight BB goes to 3050 so i call retard calls and sb folds. Flop kxx check check retard 4500, big blind calls, i call, turn 7 check check check, river 7 the BB bets 10k i have 11k and put it in, the retard ALMOST overcalls and folds and the BB has KK, gg.

jeez


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Pokah:

So my series has been pretty darn crappy hence the lack of updates. I have lost everything i've played so far

28-May-09 $40k NLHE (Event 2)
30-May-09 $1k NLHE (Event 4)
2-Jun-09 $1.5k NLHE (Event 7)
4-Jun-09 $2k NLHE (Event 11)
5-Jun-09 $2.5k NLHE (Event 13)
6-Jun-09 $5k NLHE (Event 15)
8-Jun-09 $2.5k NLHE 6max (Event 19)
11-Jun-09 $1.5k NLHE (Event 24)
15-Jun-09 $2k NLHE (Event 32)
16-Jun-09 $1.5k NLHE (Event 34)
18-Jun-09 $2k NLHE (Event 36)
21-Jun-09 $5k NLHE shootout (Event 41)

Every starting stack is 3x buyin. Most of them i died within 3 orbits. in the 5k I had 57k going into 100/200 no ante and was out by 300/600 =(. 2500 6max I had 28k going into 75/150 and died by 100/200 w/ ante...

$5k shootout I had a pretty hard table: starting from my left going clockwise: internet player, unreal Scandinavian lagtard shitter, ivan demidov, Dpeters, another internet player (floes), and some fags that dont matter. one stack was empty tho.

The unreal lagtard shitter was absolutely hilarious. That guy could not have run worse when it came to getting shit on when he tried to shit on people. Granted he did make it really obvious, like trying to cold 4 bet my squeeze all day. the guy was SUCH A HERO THO. the guy open/folded literally 11 times when he was between 12-20 bb it was so hilarious. One time at 200/400 he opened 1k with a 7.5k stack and Dpeters shipped and he turbo mucked, then he opened again with 6.5k stack and dpeters did the same thing obviously having it. Then the next hand he opens and laughs and says hes not folding, everyone turbo mucks, and the ONLY nit @ the table turbo ships and he folds AGAIN leaving himself 4.5k, i burst out laughing. he did too it was pretty funny

Going into 5 handed (4 really, 1 stack still empty) I got my stack to like 40k then somehow got QQ v AK v AK and got up to 70k with 150k in play. I busted Dpeters who hadn't been fucking with me @ all but suddenly opened up cuz he had to get aggro. I opened 2.5x utg he thinks on button and just has this look of "fuck it" and i took it as "fuck my hand i gotta get aggro" so i called him with AT and he had TJ luckily and i held. Then 3 handed floes opens button I flat with AJ, demidov squeezes and i shove and he calls pretty quickly with 88, AJxx8... that would have given me a 120k vs 30k hu. Instead demidov 4 bet punts his stack to floes and then busts out and i have a 40k vs 110k hu that lasts two hands. he opens i 3 bet 77 he 4 bet jams A8 he binks an 8 gg.

really aggrevating, i love that tournament.

Today is the $10k PLHE it's going to be nice to play a deepstacked tournament. No antes will be pretty gay but still gunna be nice.

after 10k plhe there are only 4 more tournaments before the main event, i really hope i can have a deep run in something. well, hopefully it's being saved for the main event =)

Pawty:

I have been partying like nonstop to try to detilt. going out probably every 3 days. its so hard, everyone is here and someone is always going out.

i have been controlling myself and have barely been RHINOWNED

Have met a lot of lpers I haven't met before, timdawg & bigbob (met him b4 but was very briefly) and pinball and sakisaki! holy shit go swedes woooooooooooo. i met neilly. it was an experience. i met newbornbaby he's quite the G, holy shit that guy has so much fun when he goes out.

iono thats about it hopefully i'll be get deep in something and be in the mood to post some cool hands


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Poker:

Pretty poopy start to my WSOP. I started off by bubbling the $40K event. I had a really good table draw on my first day and a pretty good one on my second day. There were some horrible table draws so I definitely got lucky.

I ran pretty poorly throughout the tournament and also made a big boo boo. On day one I had 5 nits to my left, to my direct left was Bruno Fatusi or something, a really nice french guy who is super tight.

But he's still french.

Mike Matusow had gotten to my table 2 to my right and being really loud about how Bruno is the sickest nit ever. Also, twice Bruno had squeezed in position very small with AA, hit an A on the flop, and slowplayed it the exact same way.

so I raise A5hh to 5k at 1k/2k on the button and he repops from the sb to 12k and we're like 250-280k effective or something, so I call. Flop is A67 with one heart, he bets 18k and I call. Turn is 2h and he bets 40k into ~75k pot and im like fuck he's never double barreling as a bluff and because he slowplayed AA last 2 times he very well could be just playing it straight up to mix it up

but i call and river is 2o and he bets 76k into ~150k pot

and im like fuck hes so tight but my instinct tells me to call and i was really close to and then all of a sudden i worked up the courage to fold just saying in my head that i need to not pay off psycho nits and fold

bleh i probably would have called here cuz if i thought about it more cuz he had never repopped cept for those Aces and I saw him flat KK once and never saw him repop AK or AQ and it was such a small repop that was begging for action

plus if he somehow had AK or AQ i couldnt see him ever having the balls to triple barrel for value

so he has like one hand combo that beats me, hes french, hes giving me sick odds, and mike matusow just called a french dude a nit a whole bunch of times

so he had TJo lol tilt BrunOWNED

other than that nothing that was really interesting. I busted out when the guy to my right shoved 9.5bbs on the CO, i iso'ed 23-25bb with A8, and whooookid woke up with QQ in bb covering me. the shover had K5dd

then flop comes Axx two diamonds so im like oh WuTtTtT so sweet on the bubble too bam Qo on turn sadface

then i played the $1k, $1500, and $2k today and busted all in the first level to standard bs. i skipped the $1500 6max cuz of a late night

Life:

My house is awesome. It's me myth pooruser peachy night2o1 and citzenwind (corwin's student). It's really nice, I have the master which is pretty sick. We have a pool table and huge tv and bunch of tv's throughout the rest of the house. We also have a big pool w/ waterfall thingy off the side with a hot tub, tennis court, and volleyball court, and giant chess set

here are the pics http://www.lasvegasretreats.com/vacation-rentals/luxury/castillo-de-paraiso.html

I've been going out a lot with friends, have a huge urge to party but I think I got it out of my system which is good because for the next week or so there is an event every day and I don't want to miss any more.

I haven't been over to anyone elses house yet but definitely plan to. Need to go over to mez's house asap since its the bulk of LPers in vegas


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